Stephanies of the World Unite

Stephanies of the world, unite
 you've got nothing to lose but face
 coordinate, organize, represent your case
 they're issuing orders
 down at headquarters
 the Stephanie Party line
 and you can do what you like
 with Dwayne and Wayne and Spike and Ike and Mike
 Stephanies!
 Stephanies of the world, beware
 you're running out of space
 you've got Stephanies everywhere
 they're crawling all over the place
 and there's a definite lack of
 keeping track of
 numbers 2 through 5, 8, and 12
 and no one knows what they said
 to Todd and Rod and Ed and Ted and Fred
 Stephanies!
 It was Stephanie against Stephanie
 till she thought of joining forces
 she tried to be their leader then,
 according to my sources
 there's a limitless supply
 with one born every minute
 but she really only wants a world
 with just one person in it
 no one ever knew
 it will hurt more when they do
 and they will
 you know the drill
 Stephanies!