Things You Left Behind (Remix)

A pair of stockings, a pair of shoes
 A record by The Moody Blues
 A bottle of Chanel No. 5
 A poster of a band called Dead or Alive
 A silk negligee and a black garter belt
 A book about how to get to know yourself
 A shirt you adopted used to be mine
 These are some of the things you left behind
 Paintings painted by a man you knew
 Someone you dated in '82
 An autographed picture of Junior Wells
 I didn't even know you liked soul that well
 Three pieces of paper with cryptic notes
 Cigarettes you never smoked
 A bag of beads and fishing line
 These are some of the things you left behind
 A dozen contraceptive sponges
 Anyone here got a rhyme for sponges?
 Dental floss, some baby powder
 Fourteen cans of clam chowder
 Forgotten how much you liked that stuff
 Sex and clams you couldn't get enough
 Your driver's license in '79
 These are some of the things you left behind
 A pack of rusty razor blades
 You threatened to use those things one day
 A nickel bag of Mexican pot
 You bought downtown in a parking lot
 A wedding band. Where'd that come from?
 Forget to tell me about someone?
 A bottle of cheap Italian wine
 These are some of the things you left behind
 A ticket stub to a Broadway play
 A button saying "Make My Day"
 A broken mirror with a lipstick smear
 A telephone number where the name's unclear
 Two pressed roses in a blank paged book
 Containing all the notes that you never took
 A Valentine card saying "Please Be Mine"
 These are some of the things you left behind
 A rosary
 A list I guess you chose not to use
 A glacine bag with a printed skull
 A note on the door, one word
 A pair of stockings
 A garter belt
 An autographed picture
 Cigarettes
 Floss
 Clam
 A razor blade
 Lipstick smear
 Card
 A rosary
 A glacine bag
 Bye