Fish Story

Said they found a four-eyed fish
 Down in Shelelaight
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 Said he made one last wish
 But it got lost in the melee
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 Slipped away
 But they caught him
 Now they got him on film
 You'll be seeing it in the daily
 They took a woman on the way out
 And then shot out of sight
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 And they weren't green like in the movies
 No, they were much more monkey-like
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 One landed in a Walmart
 In west Australia
 Looked like dynamite
 There isn't anything I can buy
 There isn't anything I can say
 There isn't anything left to try
 And I'd give anything to know why
 It always works this way
 There isn't anything left to try
 I've had my day
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 She was all too kind
 She was all too trusting
 I am
 What it was
 And it was disgusting
 But when it's that sublime
 It's somehow so corrupting
 I am
 What it was
 And it was erupting
 Maybe some people are born to fail
 I am
 What it was
 And it was betrayal
 There isn't anything I can buy
 There isn't anything I can say
 There isn't anything left to try
 Maybe I could make up something
 And I'd give anything to know why
 It always works this way
 There isn't anything left to try
 I've had my day
 Had my day
 Had my day
 Had my day