Smells Like Diesel

He's africanizing his colony of bees
 Cooking down chemicals in the deep deep freeze
 Don't go knocking on the garage door
 He's reconnecting the parts of a salvaged boar
 Dead animal skin sewn to aluminum tin
 Its only a matter of time til she's running again
 Only a matter of time til she's running again
 He's making improvements in life
 He's making improvements in life
 Got an intelligent design for the perfect wife
 Just need a little more time some road kill and butcher's twine
 A lawn mower motor she'll run just fine
 She smells like diesel but she's patient and kind
 Smells like diesel but she's patient and kind
 He walks with sort of a hobble
 Carries around a little unmarked bottle
 The contents of which he's never disclosed
 But just ask around everybody knows
 Its a horrible volatile combustible chemical
 Poisonous explosive above all dependable
 Top secret private recipe
 Fourth generation its the pride of the family
 Pride of the family
 Its the pride of the family
 He's always down at the post talking to little stanley
 He's got packages coming daily but he don't speak candidly
 Keep your voice down don't get him angry
 Keep your voice down don't get him angry
 Remember the last time consider the gravity
 Remember the last time consider the gravity
 He'll come and he'll go without event
 When the mail collects no one knows where he went
 He's out of the country studying his craft
 Might strike you as strange but we'll see who laughs last
 He might strike you as strange but we'll see who laughs last.
 He's making improvements in life
 He's making improvements in life
 Slowly constructing the perfect wife
 Sharp as a tack loyal as a hound
 Comprised of items from a local lost and found
 Don't look like much but she cooks real good
 Got six cylinders under the hood
 Polish that chrome see her smile and shine
 She smells like diesel but she's patient and kind
 Smells like diesel but she's patient and kind
 Smells like diesel but she's patient and kind