Idiot Savant

You know he read a couple books
 And now he shoots me dirty looks
 As if he thinks he's better than me
 A condescending attitude
 Well I hate to tell you dude
 Can't even buy a vowel on your SAT's
 Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball
 Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call
 He's an idiot savant, a first class moron
 He's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed
 He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop
 The next studying Geometry
 He really made his parents proud
 A regular Magna Cum Laud
 Valedictorian of the urinal set
 Is he a genius? Listen, bud
 The man splits atoms with his butt
 Don't need his fingers to count to ten
 He's a Renaissance man of the world he's doing well
 He's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help
 He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop
 He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed
 He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard
 Who drooled his way to a PhD
 He's way too smart to be fooled
 By the likes of me or you
 He knows what's going on in the world
 He thinks that Chili con carne
 Is a Mexican farmer
 And RuPaul is just a real tall girl
 He'll show you who's really the better man
 As he asks you if you'd like some fries with that
 He's an idiot savant in a 30 point font
 He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary
 He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants
 Just to go down on history
 (Repeat first chorus)