Wish You Were Beer

I wrote a postcard
 To you baby
 'Cuz you've been gone a whole lot lately
 Bought a twelve pack
 Kicked back and thought I'd get a little gone too
 Got a new crush
 She's a head rush
 She's one of a hell of a whole lot more fun
 Than your heart that is as cold as this can that I'm holdin' on to
 So between me and you
 I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
 My vision is blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
 Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't
 As better than my love that you wasted
 And if you ever think I wish you were here, no, I wish you were beer
 She's bubbly, she thinks I'm funny
 And she sure costs a lot less money
 And a party ain't a party 'til she rolls through that door
 I ain't hurtin' no more
 Yeah I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
 My vision is blurry, but I hope I'm being perfectly clear
 Yeah this buzz I've been chasing
 Ain't as better than my love that you wasted
 And if you ever think I wish you were here, no, I wish you were beer
 Y'all listen to this right here now
 If you ever get to missing me and wishin' you could come back home
 You should know
 I'll be super busy, tipsy cuz she lets me tap her keg
 All night long
 I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
 My vision's blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
 I wish you were beer
 Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't
 As better than the love that you wasted
 And if you ever think I wish you were here
 Girl if you ever think I wish you were here
 If you ever think I wish you were here
 No, I wish you were beer
 Cuz I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
 My vision's blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
 Yeah this buzz I've been chasing
 Ain't as better than my love that you wasted
 And if you ever think I wish you were here
 No, I wish you were beer