Mr. Wonderful

Life would be wonderful
 Life would be wonderful
 If I was a little taller
 If I was not quite so old
 If my raincoat had a collar
 To help me keep away the cold
 If my little mouse named Norman
 Was still alive inside the sock
 He used to keep himself so cozy
 Inside his little cardboard box
 If I had a nice location
 To sit where people passing by
 Looked like they were on vacation
 And helped me buy some pecan pie
 If I could afford a breakfast
 Of bacon, toast and scrambled eggs
 If I hadn't been so reckless
 When I lost my other leg
 If there was an open doorway
 Where I could be warm and dry
 And visit with some memories
 I made once upon a time
 Life would be wonderful