Secret Room

He has got a secret room that protects him like a tomb
 I have got a secret room, no one even knows it's there
 I have got a secret room, it's full of tenderness and care
 I have got a secret room, no one knows exactly where
 I have got a secret room, I need it like a bird needs air
 There's a big eyeball that sings, there's a duck with lifeless wings
 And a bottle with a thing that no one knows
 There's my favorite catfish and a boy with a blemish
 And the butcher shop I wish that I could own
 There's a girlfriend that I had who was good when she was sad
 There's a silver helmet and a pig's jawbone
 There's a deer foot on a shelf, and a picture of myself
 Looking like a lonely elf that lost his home
 He has got a secret room that protects him like a tomb