SOLD-OUT ARTIST

Out in the street and under the sun
 I kissed his feet and loaded his gun
 Sooner or later everyone does
 Everybody feeds the fat boy
 Everybody feeds the fat boy
 They just don't get it
 Vampires - vampires
 It's all about vampires but they're all vampires too
 It's all about sucking on something
 Some suck scum, some suck tits and some just suck up
 They all suck something
 Except Ted Williams
 He never sucked
 I'll be buried with Ted Williams cards
 He hit .406 in 1941
 Coulda sat out the last game with a .3995
 And gone in the book as .400 but he played
 And he went four for five
 Ted Williams he never sucked
 Yeah they all think I suck
 But they really wish their stuff sold like mine
 Next I'll do "Nude Descending a Staircase"
 I'll get a hundred grand for it
 Let 'em suck that!