Nowhere Fast - 2008 Remaster

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
 I am a man of means, of slender means
 Each household appliance
 Is like a new science in my town
 And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
 I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
 And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound
 No, no-no, da-dum, da-dam, da-du-da-da-dam
 It's such a sad thing
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 I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
 Every sensible child will know what this means
 The poor and the needy
 Are selfish and greedy on her terms
 And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
 I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
 And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound
 No, no-no, da-dum, da-dam, da-du-da-da-dam
 It's such a sad thing
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 And when I'm lying in my bed
 I think about life and I think about death
 And neither one particularly appeals to me
 And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
 I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
 In the middle of the street and die
 I'd lie down and die, oh-ooh, oh-ooh, oh