Little Bitch

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 If you ever hear a noise in the night
 Your body starts to sweat
 It shakes and shivers in fright
 You go and sleep with your mother
 She hates your guts
 She knows that you love her so she holds you tight
 All through the night
 Until the broad daylight
 And when she doesn't come home
 You'll have to sleep alone
 Then you wet your bed and I think that's sad
 For a girl of 19 it's more than sad
 It's obscene!
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 And your girlfriend sweet little 17
 She's got her layered hair and her flared jeans
 You know what that means, she's just a little queen
 She shares your London flat
 She thinks that London's where it's at
 Although it stinks and when it rains you wear your hat
 And your plum colored PVC wet-look Maxi Mac
 You tie your ginger hair back in a bun
 You're the ugliest creature
 Under the sun!
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 And you think it's about time that you died, and I agree
 So you decide on suicide
 You tried but you never quite carried it out
 You only wanted to die in order to show off
 And if you think you're gonna bleed all over me
 You're even wronger than you'd normally be
 And the only things you wanna see are kitsch
 The only thing you wanna be is rich
 Your little pink up-pointed nose begins to twitch
 I know you know
 You're just a little bitch!
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