Hell A

A person can get into some strange affairs
 Trying to survive in this city, you know
 But you gotta eat, and I guess you just get cold
 Don't even know the people you associate with really
 Oh, the world is wide but people are so much the same
 A feature altered here and there and there you stand
 You're in New York, you're in Salt Lake, you're in Hell A
 Miles of desert separate you, and miles of sea
 Ah, the sea! Where whales and sharks roam and no man lives
 And where are you? Not home, and that's for sure. But why?
 Everybody, when I sing this song
 Must dance
 Girl, it's a rough life
 You better find some friends
 Of the right type
 "Lip to lip, you do to please
 Now turn your face and catch it on cheek
 Then skin to skin, pop! it's in
 (you're not a virgin)
 They offer money for a good feeling then no marriage!
 (you're not a virgin)
 We are all virgins
 69 Billy Club law to ticket number
 Love is a Hallmark card store present
 Surprise!
 Gift, paper ribbon on the holidays
 Like seasons greetings, merry holidays
 Merry Labor Day, merry Halloween
 Or tricks thumb tack dipped in ca ca" *
 Everybody, when I sing this song
 Must dance
 A dream fell this side of paradise
 A girl
 Was she too beautiful?
 Pour that drink right down the sink
 Don't get down, get rowdy
 Like L.A.'s busiest cowboy
 Drown and sink he's on the brink
 The stud well hung lost his shootin' gun
 It's shriveled up with heroin
 The hero's done up in drag tonight
 And the girls just want to fight fight fight
 Everybody, when I sing this song
 Must dance
 The fire at my back
 Yeah, it did me well
 A token laugh
 Was it too musical?