Unidentified Friend

When I woke up I was just like you
 But in today's paper on page 22
 I'm right there for all to see me in my entirety
 No longer will I live in relative obscurity
 You know the famous girl I'm with from movies and TV
 The blurry guy beside her is obviously me
 Look a little closer behind and to the right
 Now everybody knows that I was out with her that night
 And now my time has come
 I've got the world on the run
 My problems have come to an end
 I'm an unidentified friend
 Unidentified friend
 Fame and fortune's bound to come how will I spend it all
 My fans will mob me when I go to the mall
 Dark glasses and a hat should be first things that I buy
 Or will my fans see through that - maybe I won't try
 I'll give you my unlisted number pager number too
 But when I'm on a movie set my agent will take care of you
 I'll be on all the talk shows, and game shows galore
 I'll even go to parties with Charro and Zsa Zsa Gabor
 I just can't understand it not a single call
 I've waited by the phone for days and it hasn't rung at all
 Except for my landlord who says I'm overdue
 The bills keep stacking up what am I gonna do?
 Could it be they didn't see my picture after all?
 Would they run it again I'll give them a call
 And while I'm at it I'll call my famous friend
 Maybe she'd hang out with me then the wait would end