Join Us For Pong

It's the gay nineties and
 You can't watch nothin' good
 Mindless pinko garbage
 Is all they make in hollywood
 Kung fu theatre,
 Now there's a show with class
 I'd like to find the guy
 Who cancelled it
 And karate chop his ass
 So after alf is done
 There ain't nuthin' good on
 All my rowdy friends come over
 'cause i have pong
 Join us! join us! join us!
 Join us for pong!
 I got the foxes i got that clout
 I got my unit on
 The day they came out
 You bring the snack treats,
 You bring the booze
 I ain't bringin' nuthin',
 Does that box belong to you?
 Pass the dutchie's on,
 My all time favorite song
 But turn it down you moron
 'cause we're tryin'
 To play pong
 Don't be fooled by world peace
 Or an economy that's stable
 The c.i.a.'s just got more time
 To watch you
 Through your cable
 They would control you
 And take away your brain
 You can defeat them
 If you switch your box
 Over to "game"
 Do what's right to you,
 Not what they tell you to
 You can fight
 We meet tonight
 So join us for pong
 It's up to you to improve
 Your hand eye-coordination
 Or become a mindless servant,
 Unwitting puppet of the nation
 They know your address,
 They send you bills
 They decide if you watch Tyson,
 Don't that give you the chills
 Shake off your shackles son,
 We've only just begun
 There's just two speeds,
 It's what you need,
 So join us for pong