Cousin Kevin

We're on our own, cousin
 All alone, cousin
 Let's think of a game to play
 Now the grownups have all gone away
 You won't be much fun
 Being blind, deaf and dumb
 But I've no one to play with today
 Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
 To find me it would take you a week
 But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
 There's a lot I can do with a freak
 How would you feel if I turned on the bath
 Ducked your head under and started to laugh
 What would you do if I shut you outside
 To stand in the rain and catch cold so you die?
 I'm the school bully
 The classroom cheat
 The nastiest play-friend
 You ever could meet
 I'll stick pins in your fingers
 And tread on your feet
 We're on our own, cousin
 All alone, cousin
 Let's think of a game to play
 Now the grownups have all gone away
 You won't be much fun
 Being blind, deaf and dumb
 But I've no one to play with today
 Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
 To find me it would take you a week
 But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
 There's a lot I can do to the freak
 Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
 Would change your expression to one of alarm
 Drag you around by a lock of your hair
 Or give you a push at the top of the stairs
 I'm the school bully
 The classroom cheat
 The nastiest play-friend
 You ever could meet
 I'll put glass in your dinner
 And spikes in your seat