Geordie In Wonderland

now that I've changed and the rest have all stayed
 well, why do I feel so confused?
 some of the best of me plans have been laid
 and some of me best moments used
 I've been out for the count in a Mexican bar-o
 stranded in nowhere with a-nothing but me
 ah, lads, I did(n't) understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland
 some of the shit has sprouted in roses
 and some of the roses have died
 forced by meself to follow conviction
 and ignore what I'm missing inside
 I've been loved by the sweetest and hated by heroes
 life's still (a) surprise and the friends come and go
 ah, lads, I did(n't) understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland
 (whoop-whoop, whoop-whoop)
 I've had praise I've had ridicule, either meant nothing
 faced with the task of tomorrow's demands
 oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland
 oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland
 (whoop-whoop)
 oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland