My Baby Is A Headfuck

"Gee mister you got the best answering machine message I ever heard"
 drags me round all day just like a ball
 on a chain or a tooth pain when I confess...
 I'm just a mess
 do I have to take this shit from you every time I
 look your way or say "HEY! it's about time
 you show me yours and I'll show you mine"
 and I hope you can keep that turd eating grin of yours
 upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side
 'cos no-one likes a rotten roller coaster ride
 CHORUS:
 'cos she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart
 and leave you feeling worse than you did at the start
 'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck
 in a bygone age engaged in the passion trip
 a final score was required just to make it worthwhile
 all the patience and the wasted time
 for it seems today the play (did mutate into) a movie scene
 where the aim is to get the best line
 crashing heads for the second time
 CHORUS:
 'cos she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind
 and make an easy meal of the sensitive kind
 'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck
 (oh no... day tripper, prick teaser yeah)
 (doo... wop-wop a-oo...)
 so a parting word to those young unfortunates who
 cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls
 raise a glass to the Underworld!
 (doo... wop-wop a...)
 you can try all week and still keep on waiting
 it's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearls
 end up changing into headfuck girls
 CHORUS:
 'cos she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile
 and chuck it over there on the rest of the pile
 'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck (x3)
 headfuck me!
 (head fuck (x10))
 (...nice knowing...)