Buzz Aldrin: The Poster Boy for Second Place

Wouldn't it be cool if we were astronauts,
 Zero gravity, two-one-blast off?
 Take my hand it's time to leave this place.
 Wouldn't if be cool if it were both of us
 Circumnavigate, Map the stars out,
 See the world from here in outer space?
 We're not trying to get away,
 Just wanna see if the sun stays when we go to sleep.
 I'll hold your hand past Mars,
 If Orion looks at you wrong,
 I just may need to beat those pussy-ass stars.
 Wouldn't it be cool if we were astronauts,
 Zero gravity, two-one-blast off?
 Take my hand it's time to leave this place.
 Wouldn't if be cool if it were both of us
 Circumnavigate, Map the stars out,
 See the world from here in outer space?
 5-4-3-2-1 let's take off.
 We're clear to go.
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 Everyday, we'll eat toothpaste and pretend we like the taste.
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 Wouldn't it be cool if we were astronauts,
 Zero gravity, two-one-blast off?
 Take my hand it's time to leave this place.
 Wouldn't if be cool if it were both of us
 Circumnavigate, Map the stars out,
 See the world from here in outer space?