The Wine Song

Some folks like whiskey, whiskey's mighty fine
 Some folks like moonshine, Lord they drink it all the time
 My daddy taught me, said, "Son, only way to keep your head in line
 Drink-a that wine wine, wine
 Keep your head stoned all the time"
 (That's what he said)
 Look at them luscious little bottles, sittin' up on the shelf
 Red green and yellow, Lord, they are somethin' else, hmmm
 They mesmerize me, the way they sparkle and shine
 Drink-a that wine wine, wine
 Keep your head stoned all the time
 One snort of Ruby Port really rings the bell
 Then a glass of Muscatel sets my head up well
 Then this sweetest bottle of cheapest sherry wine
 I say goodbye to my mind
 While folks around me insist on startin' wars
 Fightin' and a-hollerin', gettin' awful sore
 Gotta take some business, I don't pay them no mind
 Drink-a that wine wine, wine
 keep your, head stoned all the time
 (Tell the truth)
 One snort of Ruby Port really rings the bell
 Then a glass of Muscatel sets my head up well
 Then this sweetest bottle of cheapest sherry wine
 I say goodbye to my mind
 While folks around me insist on startin' wars
 Fightin' and a-hollerin', gettin' awful sore
 Gotta take some business, I don't pay them no mind
 Drink-a that wine wine, wine
 Keep your head stoned all the time
 (Spoken) Get out the bathtub, grandma, and take off your socks!