Who Do We Have Sex with?

It's early, it's late
 We're playing with fate
 We've given we've given we've given it all
 Halfway up we go and twice as far we fall
 We've Googled and froogled and inveigled and wheedled
 We've mingled and sidled and played the second fiddle
 So now, tell us, tell us, tell us
 * Who do we have sex with?
 Who do we have sex with?
 We've tried all the other stuff
 Hope the bed is big enough
 Who do we have sex with?
 Who do we have sex with?
 If we push, we're pushy
 And if we're chill we're lazy
 We work, work, work and we make 'em all friends
 When they pick up their phones they sell us dead ends
 All our buddies think we've gone from 'what da' to agenda
 And our long suffering families want to put us in the blender
 So now, tell us, tell us, tell us
 They're all in bed
 Pillow talk will get you ahead
 Sing the same songs
 But it's not your nicely rounded diphthongs
 That get the gongs...