Upside Down Frown

You say you've got some very excellent news
 You say I'm going to die when you tell me
 And in my way I will
 But though your words will kill
 I know you'll think that I don't seem to care
 It's just because my frown
 Is upside down
 It's upside down my frown
 Is upside down
 I'm happy at your happiness as well
 You anger makes me mad though you can't tell
 Believe me when I say
 I'm with you in my private way
 And though you think I'm trying to blow you off
 It's only that my frown
 Is upside down
 It's upside down my frown
 Is upside down
 My frown's upside down
 You'd probably like to give me a smack
 But there's something about my face that always keeps you coming back
 When I'm with you the landscape goes all weird
 Black is white and the rainbow has a beard
 Are your eyes playing tricks
 Or should you get your glasses fixed?
 Well, I don't think your eyesight is to blame
 The problem is my frown
 Is upside down
 It's upside down my frown
 Is upside down
 My frown's upside down
 It's upside down my frown
 Is upside down
 My frown's upside down