My Baby Makes Me Watch the Notebook

the day is done, it's friday night
 the guys are out to watch the fight
 this weekend makes me awful glad
 the parties going to my pad
 i make it home in runner speed
 disregarding my safety
 i'm taken tack to my surprise
 the look of date night in her eyes
 i watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see
 before you judge me you should know
 the fighting scenes they kinda blow
 all curled up, blankets, socks
 another tissue from the box
 what you'd call a sobbing creature i'm watching all the bonus features
 i'm stuck in hell, it's that so far
 gene shalit gave this feet four stars
 i'm kinda pissed, i'm kinda sour
 this party stars in half an hour
 it's worlds apart for no and all
 he's kinda bummed he's builds a house
 and then I turn when no one sees
 i must have chocked or sneezed
 i watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see
 before you judge me you should know
 the fighting scenes they kinda blow
 all curled up, blankets, socks
 another tissue from the box
 what you'd call a sobbing creature i'm watching all the bonus features
 and now i'm feeding every fucking book
 they're paid by her she gives that look
 of pride, my shame i kinda like
 the scene they make out on the bike
 my friends think i'm watching UFC