Airhead

I buy her all the right clothes and pretty jewels to wear
 My friends say she's a dumb blonde but they don't know she dyes her hair
 She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved
 But what to wear to Bel Air premieres is a problem she could never resolve
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious.
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black.
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs,
 she's not an intellectual giant...
 She'd like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine
 Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn to read
 But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime
 You ask me do I love you, does the Pope live in the woods? Quod
 Erat Demonstrandum, baby. ("Ooh, you speak french!")
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious.
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black.
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 And while I'm impressed with the size of that chest,
 she's not an intellectual giant...
 Sweet and low and oh-so, little Ms. Dora Jarre
 Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car - pa!
 She's losing faith in a world that is out of control
 So she's gonna nix politics, she's taking up volleyball
 Volleyball! Why?
 Cause she's an AIRHEAD.
 Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious.
 She's an AIRHEAD.
 and now the time's come for the end of my song
 don't get me wrong
 If she's an airhead, it has to be said
 It was men made her that way
 It was us made her that way
 It was us made her that way!
 Oh airhead