3 Rules

On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
 What rules?
 On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
 What rules?
 On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
 What rules?
 On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
 What rules?
 Rule 1 never dance with your hands up
 Rule 1 never dance with your hands up
 Rule 2 never touch your own dick
 Rule 2 never touch your own dick
 Rule 3 never fall in love with a Virgo, why?
 Rule 3 never fall in love with a Virgo
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 All the girls that I love then follow these 3 rules
 What rules?
 All the girls that I love then follow these 3 rules
 What rules?
 Every girl that I love she follows these 3 rules
 What rules?
 Every girl that I love she follows these 3 rules
 What rules?
 Rule 1 never fix your teeth if they're fucked up
 Rule 1 never fix those teeth if they're fucked up
 Rule 2 always eat your maraschino cherry
 Rule 2 always eat your maraschino cherry
 Rule 3 never ever ever overstay your welcome
 Rule 3 never ever ever overstay your welcome