Raz

Raz: come on with raz now, hop on my jet ski
 put your hands on my waist
 come along with me please
 Eric: what about the hoes?
 Raz: Hey, who needs the hoes?
 Gonna show you how to have a perfect vacation
 gonna sync you up to the island vibration
 what do you say?
 Eric: I'm open to that
 Raz: Now get a metal piercing, eyebrows and navel
 get them magnetic, no need for painful
 sew in the dreadlocks
 shells on the neck, shells on the wrist
 now string 'em all up
 get the shells on the ankles
 underwater camera, disposable camera
 groovin on the beach, jammin coconuts
 get the silly straw from the silly straw hut
 Bartender: Virgin colada
 Raz: No Rum
 Eric: Virgin Colada
 Bartender: No Rum
 Raz: Gugle Wred Lobster, make a reservation
 pager will buzz you when your tables ready
 get the appetizer
 certain locations, prices will vary
 talk to the manager, ask for the special
 catch of the day
 Manager discount
 Its the best vacation ever, me and him forever
 its a tropical endevour for the island holiday