American Ride

Winter getting colder, summer gettin' warmer
 Tidal wave come 'cross the Mexican border
 Why buy a gallon? It's cheaper by the barrel
 Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols
 That's us, that's right
 Gotta love this American ride
 Both ends of the ozone burnin'
 Funny how the world keeps turnin'
 Look Ma, no hands
 I love this American ride
 Gotta love this American ride
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 Mama gets her box off watchin' "Desperate Housewives"
 Daddy works his ass off payin' for the good life
 Kids on the Youtube learnin' how to be cool
 Livin' in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl
 That's us, that's right
 Gotta love this American ride
 Both ends of the ozone burnin'
 Funny how the world keeps turnin'
 Look Ma, no hands
 I love this American ride
 Gotta love this American ride
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 Poor little infamous, America's town
 She gained five pound and lost her crown
 Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
 Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note
 Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller
 Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
 Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can
 If the shoe don't fit, the fit's gonna hit the shan
 That's us, that's right
 Gotta love this American ride
 Both ends of the ozone burnin'
 Funny how the world keeps turnin'
 Hot dog, hot damn
 I love this American ride
 Gotta love this American ride
 Oh yeah
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