Call A Marine

I was sitting in a bar boozing and losing
 Some jackoff walks up cruising for a bruising
 popping off and making my old re neck red.
 He asked my girl if she'd like to dance
 he had three buddies so i had no chance
 I looked around the room for a friend
 and I saw Fred
 A quick evaluation of the situation
 we entered into a conversation
 that last the better part of the next two songs
 Now I didn't say and they didn't ask but
 Fred did two tours over in Iraq
 and Son, it was over before it was even on.
 Call a Marine instead of 911
 they're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome.
 When your in knee deep and your up shit's creek
 you've tried everything
 Tell you what you do
 Call a Marine
 Now my sisters husband didn't love her no more
 and he runned off with a skinny little whore
 and left her sitting round the house with a couple of kids.
 She just lays around in that mumu gown
 old girl put on about thirty five pounds
 and one day I went over to her house
 and I said hey Sis if you wanna fix what troubles you
 just ease down to VFW
 and you'll walk through the door and turn those boys heads
 for most of those boys its been a while,
 just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
 and if that don't work out for ya girl ask for Fred
 Call a Marine instead of 911
 theyre built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
 when your in knee deep and your up shits creek
 you've tried everything
 tell you what you do
 Call a Marine
 Some douchebag rises up and overthrows his government
 Diplomacy aint working and ammos all been spent
 the world is in a crises and the media a circus
 I'll tell you what to do when it goes from bad to worse
 Call a Marine instead of 911
 they're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
 when your in knee deep and your up shits creek
 you've tried everything
 tell you what you do
 Call a Marine
 Tell you what to do baby
 you can call
 call a marine
 yeah yeah