I Hate My Frickin I.S.P.

The reason that I signed up
 Is the reason that I hate it
 I know she's made her mind up
 I just don't know how she's made it
 And my dial-up screen has locked me
 Into a touch tone tune monotony
 Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
 And I wait
 And I wait
 And I hate my frickin isp
 He ain't got go bandwidth left for me
 And I'll never get back
 Never get back the time that I waste
 That's what I hate
 My job's so hard to swallow
 But it's got me by the collar
 In some motel 6 squalor
 Where every local call's a dollar
 I got no time left to jack off
 I got a deadline that won't back off
 I'm about to chew my own leg off
 Cause it's so late
 And I'm late
 And I hate my frickin isp
 I get bumped for inactivity
 And I'll never get back
 Never get back the time that I waste
 That's what I hate
 It rained cd roms that gave me
 Twenty hours free
 I let my service provider
 Make a junky outta me
 And then he cut me off
 From my online community
 And now I hate, I hate it
 I hate I hate I hate I hate
 I hate my frickin isp
 His domain name lookup takes eternity
 Etc...
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