I'm Leaving

I still recall just what my mama said
 "You need an old-fashioned girl who makes breakfast in bed
 And you are man and everything"
 But then I must confess
 The bacon is burnt and the eggs are a mess
 That's why I'm leaving, darling
 I'm sorry but I have to go
 Oh-oh, darling
 I'm sorry but I have to
 Everything about you is as good as it gets
 You know just how I like it, especially in the sex
 I should be happy as a king, I would make you my wife
 But you can't even boil water to save your own life
 Or you could maybe learn to fry up some spam
 Don't know a pot from a pan
 That's why I'm leaving, darling
 I'm sorry but I have to go
 Oh-oh, darling
 I'm sorry but I have to
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 Now that my lovin' isn't on the table
 We've got to make it up as we go along
 Now that my lovin' isn't on the table
 We've got to make it on up, make it on up
 Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
 Wonder Woman's got to learn to work in the kitchen
 But this way we'll starve to death and that's why I'm bitchin'
 That's why I'm bitchin', baby, that's why I'm bitchin', yeah
 That's why I'm bitchin', baby, that's why I'm bitchin', yeah
 I'm leaving, darling
 I'm sorry but I have to go
 Oh-oh, darling
 I'm sorry but I have to