That Just Wouldn't Be Me

(Sam Tate/Annie Tate/Dan Colehour)
 I ain't gonna change better give up hope
 I'm one of those guys who'll never be pope
 I'd hang myself with a little more rope
 From the nearest family tree
 I guess I broke my daddy's heart
 When I dropped the plow picked up this guitar
 He wanted to leave me the family farm
 But that just wouldn't be me
 No, na na na na na
 That just wouldn't be me
 It might be all right for some other guy
 But that just wouldn't be me
 I got this friend, he's a pretty nice guy
 Wears Italian suits and power ties
 Bought a German car and a trophy wife
 And his favorite color's green
 He wants to teach me bout bonds and stocks
 So I can own a little piece of the rock
 Hell I don't even own two matching socks
 That just wouldn't be me
 No, na na na na na
 That just wouldn't be me
 It might be all right for some other guy
 But that just wouldn't be me
 One of these days I just might settle down
 Buy a little house in a little town
 Get a wife and kids make my mama proud
 No, na na na na na
 That just wouldn't be me
 It might be all right for some other guy
 But that just wouldn't be me
 But that just wouldn't be me