That's Enterainment

The Clown With His Pants Falling Down
 Or The Dance That's A Dream Of Romance
 Or The Scene Where The Villain Is Mean
 That's Entertainment!
 The Lights On The Lady In Tights
 Or The Bride With The Guy On The Side
 Or The Ball Where She Gives Him A Roar
 That's Entertainment!
 The Plot Can Be Hot, Simply Teeming With Sex
 A Gay Divorcee Who Is After Her Ex
 It Can Be Oedipus Rex
 Where A Chap Kills His Father
 And Causes A Lot Of Bother
 The Clerk Who Is Thrown Out Of Work
 By The Boss Who Is Thrown For A Loss
 By This Girl Who Is Doin' Him Dirt
 The World Is A Stage,
 The Stage Is A World Of Entertainment!
 It Might Be A Fight Like You See On The Screen
 A Swain Getting Slain For The Lot Of A Queen
 Some Great Shakespearean Scene
 Where A Ghost And A Prince Meet
 And Everyone Ends In Mincemeats
 The Gag May Be Waving The Flag
 That Began With A Mystical Hand
 Hip Hooray, The American Way
 The World Is A Stage,
 The Stage Is A World Of Entertainment!