Cocktales

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 These are the tales, the Freaky Tales
 These are the Tales that I cherrish so well
 You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell
 'Cause Short Dog's on the mic tellin' Cocktales
 H-E-A-D
 All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
 You're just a big freak, you better not complain
 When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name
 If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
 I'll pick up the phone and call Janine
 If I call Marie, I know for a fact
 I'm gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac
 I met this freak named Naomi
 Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies
 She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
 I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick
 She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
 Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana
 I took her to my house and told her strip
 Baby got freaky-started doing the splits
 I said, "Bitch Do what you want
 'Cause this true blue mack won't even front"
 I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
 Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
 I'mma too short couldn't be no punk
 I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
 My dick is big and her nigga had a little one
 I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun
 I know you stop and wonder just what it is
 It's the California lifestyle that I live
 See I'm from the crew dangerous bitch
 Tellin' everybody about this freaky shit
 I know this bitch named Annette
 You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
 Hella freaky won't say no for shit
 You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch
 I know another freak her name's Joanne
 I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can
 Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
 Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again
 She's like another bitch named Christine
 Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
 I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
 You know I did all that shit
 She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch
 And go dig in them guts like a gardener
 If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder
 Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
 These are the tales that I tell so well
 You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails
 I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy
 Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty
 See her backstage trying to throw that ass
 She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
 You can't stop the bitch
 Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch
 My name is Short my game is long
 I freak these hoes and sing these songs
 I know another girl named Stephanie
 Do anything she can to have sex with me
 She really don't bring out the best in me
 But I love her fine ass laying next to me
 She's like another freak named Nicole
 So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
 I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
 I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie
 Angie called me up about two weeks later
 Talking some shit about do me player
 So I did her just like Tamara
 Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera
 Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
 Got my skin all under her fingernails
 She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
 That was way back now I can't find the bitch
 But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
 Break the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp
 I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
 I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
 You can bet your life as I spit these raps
 I'll be fucking em' up like that bitch
 I know a bitch her name was Shery
 I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get married
 Pussy so good and I do mean very
 Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy
 I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
 You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife
 Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick
 I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
 Like my other little tramp named Erika
 Anywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck
 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in America
 And everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up
 'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales
 These are the tales that I tell so well
 You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
 'Cause Short Dogg is on the mic telling cocktales
 Bitch, bitch-
 And it don't stop to the beat-