Coming Up $hort

(Bitch!) Bitches keep comin' up $hort
 Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Comin' up $hort
 Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Bitches keep comin' up $hort
 When they fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Now fuck around and get a five-finger hand plant
 Straight across your face to make sure all you bitches understand it
 That I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga, not a gentleman
 Ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin'
 I know ya starving bitch what you gon' eat?
 Just because I picked you up, I guess you waitin' on me
 It ain't goin' be that, you shoulda ate or brought'cha ass a plate
 'Cause on this date, we just fuckin' 'til it's late
 I ain't Romeo, Prince Charming or a knight in shining armour
 I'm only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin' to charm her
 I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
 No money in her purse, a fuck is all it's worth
 Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho
 Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks
 At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands
 While I be all in your face tryin' to fuck smilin'
 'Cause $hort Dawg'll never cater to you hoes
 And if you ain't fuckin', I say "Later" to you hoes
 So if you bitches gotta plot
 You better get gonna get shot fuckin' with Short Dawg
 Bitches keep comin' up $hort
 Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Bitches keep comin' up $hort
 Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Bitches be like rabbits wantin' diamonds and carats
 See my car, see my house, and they think I'ma share it
 I ain't never been a mark bitch, you too bossy
 Wanna drive my car closed-up, that's when you lost me
 I tell a bitch real quick, I ain't no Tootsie Roll
 All you good fo' is some head and some pussy, ho!
 And if the pussy and the head tight, we fuckin' twice
 'Cause $hort Dawg ain't nuttin' nice
 Bitch jumped in the car, asks me where we goin'?
 I'm Shorty the Pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'
 Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
 Raised up out the pussy, now I'm in the traffic
 Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand
 Lickin' all around it, rollin' through the flat lands
 Stickin' to my script, never pussy-whipped
 Seein' niggas with them bitches I done tossed and pimped
 I use to break hoes for Scrilla when I was down now
 I'm makin' bank rolls for real-a and rockin' town bitches
 Livin' large for a night, turn back into pumpkins
 When I'm through fuckin', bitches leavin' with nothin'
 Bitches keep comin' up $hort
 Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Too-Too $hort, Too $hort (hoes can't fuck with me)
 (Bitch!) Too $hort
 Now break it down to the beat one time!
 Ol' school, tell ya lil' somethin' about Shorty
 I'm the East Oakland player, lovers are mooshy
 I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers in pussy
 Bitches keep lookin' for some Too $hort nut
 Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust
 Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dick her
 Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
 No more player, no Shorty the Pimp
 I get paid, give her the check and get 40 percent
 All the homies talkin' bad, head down, walkin' sad
 Got the broad livin' with me, baby sayin' "Dad!"
 Sex played out and ol' Shorty's bored, getting fat!
 Then my bitch turn into a rat
 I could try to mack again, but the bitches won't want me
 'Cause I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky
 $hort Dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw
 All the rappers who was fake on the mic, got raw
 Ugly hoes playin' hard-to-get, sold all my cars
 Now I ride the bus and shit
 I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes
 I sold it all, now I can't afford breakfast
 I lost everything I worked to be
 Never thought I'd be a trick, payin' hoes to serve me
 Shit! Snap back came out of my dream
 Shit can really happen, if you know what I mean?
 But fuck a wife biatch, stay away
 Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay-away
 Bitch thought I raw dicked, said it was mine
 She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time
 Star-struck bitch seein' dollar signs, she think the wad is fine
 Playin' games so I taught her mine
 Tryin' to play a player, got caught in a trap
 Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap
 Bitches keep comin' up $hort
 Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)
 Bitches keep comin' up $hort
 Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)