Nobody Does It Better

Funky fresh on the microphone
 Too Short
 Too Short
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 See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin' at you
 And you know I won't stop till I'm through
 So get on it now is the time
 Too Short, baby,'s gonna spit that rhyme
 At you, 'cause I'm jammin', so check me
 I play the music even made the beat
 'Cause I'm the most rappin', most rhymin'
 Rollin in a drop-top straight high-sidin'
 On you, boy, I'm poppin' the most
 I come from Oakland don't play me close
 'Cause I'm a player love to play this game
 I get funky out here pumpin' the name
 Too Short the one and only, I just rock it
 Fat bankrolls in my pocket
 Call me the dirty rapper', I'll say, "Sure"
 But I'm a young black entrepreneur
 I'm an MC, right I own a company too
 Programmed the drums and made the groove
 So when you look in my face you see a wealthy man
 I hope it's not hard for you to understand
 I'm the businessman, it's not the same
 I'm treated like a dope dealer runnin' the game
 And you wonder why I can't get no peace
 I'm makin' more than the chief of police
 I'm Short, Too Short
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 Now that I've established one fact
 I came here to rap
 You got a choice to make about me
 Can I get busy, are my raps too weak?
 Boy, you're too grown, don't say I'm borin'
 Just because you know I come from California
 Where many rappers get no respect
 I'm at home in a tape deck
 I get played and played until it's all played out
 Sucker MC's come to my house
 They want a contract, get signed up
 But like toys they need a good wind-up
 Then the other suckers sayin' no names
 Rap on the mic and use New York slang
 Even though we don't talk like that out here
 The point I'm tryin' make comes out so clear
 You want paper or plastic, Visa or cash?
 You wanna burn rubber, gonna step on the gas
 Now nip, dip, roll the strip
 Gonna take your mind on a serious tip
 Like always I made the beat funky
 I keep your head bouncin' like a dope fiend junkie
 I got to say it before I break, I never rap fake
 'Cause I'm Short, Too Short
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 See, I'm fresh like always no sweat
 It's time to jump back in the mix
 And get on it, now is the time
 Too Short baby's gonna spit that rhyme
 I sell records everyday and still I get no radio play
 I got homies they love my beat
 So you hear me all over the streets
 A tape rhymes with bass, I make it deep
 The kinda tape you'll always keep
 So if you lose it, you're not my mama's son
 It ain't free go and buy another one
 Like a costume party on Halloween
 MC's pop up on the scene
 So you made a record, I saw your poster
 I'm still harder than you, boy, look closer
 Won't say who's best, I just tell you the truth
 You're not makin' money so it couldn't be you
 So if that leaves me Too Short, baby
 I keep it in tune like Do-Re-Mi
 With a strict rap tempo, bass line simple
 Take that, it's a Too Short rap
 It's on you, boy, I'm poppin' the most
 I come from Oakland, don't play me close
 'Cause I'm Short, Too Short
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 Tell me, nobody does it better than Too Short
 I take a Limousine to the airport
 Fly first class, never ever last
 'Cause a brother like me, I pay cash
 Twinkle, twinkle, star in the night
 Don't look now but I'm shinin' bright
 I know you wanna hear my triple X
 Foul language, girls and sex
 Well, I'm gonna tell you 'bout livin' the life
 Stayin' in school and not smokin' the pipe
 It's hard to be a rich man, don't you know?
 When you dropout of school and start smokin' dope
 It goes D U M B, you're lookin' for some D
 Then start tweakin', it's goin' on
 You don't like it? We'll, play another song
 I got rhymes, you wanna hear?
 I sing 'em every day of the year
 You try to get it, you think you got it
 I hope you like it, 'cause you sure can't stop it
 This rap is so funky fresh
 Too Short, baby, in the flesh
 And if you ever say I'm through
 So what I'm makin' more than you
 'Cause I'm Short, Too Short
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