Pimp the Ho

Pimp the ho
 Pimp that ho
 It's like too $hort raps been around a while
 I rocked to the beat and got my own style
 I'm from the o city, and i said it before
 I was born to mack, call me playboy $hort
 You wanna get freaky? look at the time
 We could do the nasty, but it's almost nine
 My show starts at ten, i gots to go(Pimp that ho)
 Like the mack said, homie, pimp the ho
 Check it out everybody, if you got two ears
 Turn your radio up, short gog is here
 If the bass ain't kickin, pick up the phone
 Dial 911, tell em: turn it on
 Bumped a cute young tender in a tight red dress
 She had a soft booty, and a real big chest
 She said, "i love you", said it again (Pimp that ho)
 At the motel freaked her and her friends
 Like a too $hort rap, and everybody knows
 Like the mack said, homie, pimp the hoes
 Ain't no need in playin games, none at all
 Fakin like a giant when you're just too small
 No need to rush, take your time
 To adjust to the changes in my rhyme
 To you rappers - tonight's your night (Pimp that ho)
 You all jump straight up on your mic
 Screamin "i'm the best", but let me see
 I make a lotta money, could that be me?
 He said, "hell no, i'm the king of the rap"
 Looked me in my eyes, said, "deal with that"
 I said, "hold on, buddy, don't talk that junk
 You drank two 40s, now you must be drunk"
 He said, "let's battle", i said "go"(Pimp that ho)
 Like the mack said, homie, i pimped the ho
 All hail the king, go straight to hell
 If your girlfriend's freakin on a freaky tale
 Better play your rap and take mine off
 Before the bitch gets wet and you're still soft
 No need to rush, take your time
 To adjust to the changes in my rhyme
 I was on the turf, cold chillin out (Pimp that ho)
 When a sucker mc got hit in the mouth
 Tryin to find out if he can hang with me
 The boy got hooked on the dope fiend beat
 I said, "bitch, what are you smokin?"
 It ain't funny, cool, i ain't jokin
 You never shoulda said i was fakin the place
 You wouldn'ta got socked straight in your face
 I'm the coldest mc on a microphone (Pimp that ho)
 Now the sucker mc's just leave me alone
 They might suck on yours, but they can't get mine
 Like the mack said, homie, pimp all the time
 I'm not talkin bout hookers in mini-skirts
 When you pimp like me, put your mind to work
 It's like 24 hoes, better known as tracks
 When i grab that mic i spit these raps
 I start workin the hoes, and it just don't stop (Pimp that ho)
 It's goin on till the panties drop
 I'm sir too $hort, like i said
 Bitch can't lick, don't give me head
 Had a fresh young tender, won't say her name
 It's the same old story, ran the same old game
 She can blow more head than a well blows water
 The girl won't stop when she get started
 Like the freak you married, i had to get with her (Pimp that ho)
 Ain't no doubt, short dog would get her
 I'm a cold player, i can't lie
 They call me playboy $hort, and i told you why
 I'm a mack, so get back
 I put my tape in the deck in my cadillac
 And as my ride goes on definitely
 I speak each word loud as can be
 I'm the t-double o, and like i said
 If your girlfriend's freakin, i accept all head
 Scream out the combination, and i open the lock
 Plug in the mic jack, and then rock that cock
 Back to back like the oakland raiders
 In and out like your crossfaders
 Makin people dance all over the floor
 Lovin that rapper named sir too $hort
 You got my bank, little girl, no time to act silly (Pimp that ho)
 I'm dynamite, baby, and my name ain't willy
 Cold as hell, hard to stop
 I spit these raps and rock yo block
 Hit the city talkin bout, it's goin on
 And the next thing you know, the whole nation's gone
 It's too $hort on the mic
 And i'm spittin mo' raps than any rapper you like
 So all you suckers-worth rappers, you hate my beat (Pimp that ho)
 All i gotta say is, don't fuck with me
 My game is tight, my bank is made
 You can hate big $hort, but i still get paid
 You say, "i can't", i say you can
 Show respect, little boy, when you deal with a man
 I saw you laughin when you came in the place
 Punk, i start laughin when i spit in your face
 See i know how i feel, i should be shut at dawn (Pimp that ho)
 But i'm a true mc, i keep rockin on
 I won't say i'm best, won't declare i'm bad
 I'm just a rappin muthafucka with a hard-ass rap
 Too $hort cold comin up
 Say a rap, homeboy, get the mic out your butt
 Be a man if you can, cause it might get worse
 You be walkin round town with a wig and a purse
 No tellin what's next, i don't know (Pimp that ho)
 Like the mack said, homie, pimp the ho
 I'll be good to you, you'll be good to me
 Anything you want, or anything you need
 I got my eye on you, and i'm into you
 I'll give you all my dough, you just pimp that ho
 I'm never draggin when i'm rhymin, cause i make a lotta money
 I jump in my car, drop it if it's sunny
 Doggin the freaks, and all that shit
 Long haired hoes with real big tits
 I'm a eastside player oh yes, i am
 Grab the microphone and start makin grands
 I take a freak to her room, not a hotel trick (Pimp that ho)
 I cold chill out at the motel six
 I'm ridin in the car, and i can't be found
 I'm the hardest muthafucka rappin from this town
 My name is sir too $hort, and if you say 'so what?'
 I look you in your eye, and wouldn't give a fuck
 I live a california lifestyle, ain't no trip
 8 years on the mike, and ain't faked it yet
 So when you see me on stage, i won't blow you a kiss
 I put my finger in the air and tell you just like this
 Say bitch
 Pimp the ho