Jackie's Strength - Reworked Greatest Hits Version

A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie, hey
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, hey
 A Bouvier till her wedding day
 Shots rang out the police came
 Mama laid me on the front lawn
 And prayed for Jackie's strength
 Feeling old by twenty-one
 Never thought my day would come
 My bridesmaid's getting laid
 I pray for Jackie's strength
 Make me laugh, say you know what you want
 You said we were the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 What black magic can do
 Make me laugh, say you know you can turn
 Me into the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 Stickers licked on lunch boxes
 Worshipping David Cassidy
 Yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box
 She's still in recovery
 Sleepovers, Beene's got some pot
 You're only popular with anorexia
 So I turn myself inside out
 In hope someone will see, will see
 Make me laugh, say you know what you want
 You said we were the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 What black magic can do
 Make me laugh, say you know you can turn
 Me into the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie's strength
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, hey
 I got lost on my wedding day
 Typical, the police came, oh
 But virgins always get backstage
 No matter what they've got so say
 If you love enough you'll lie a lot
 Guess they did in Camelot
 Mama's waiting on my front lawn
 I pray, I pray
 I said I pray for Jackie's strength, strength
 Make me laugh, say you know what you want
 You said we were the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie's strength
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, hey