Death Rehearsal

A friend of mine in a skeleton suit
 He got a girl that he calls it
 And she changes every other day
 He's awfully fit and he just can't quit
 And he smokes his dope with fiendish glee
 He's much, much older than you or me
 A girl we know with a holy arm
 She's got a joke that she likes to tell
 She tells it till the cows come home
 And the stuff she sells is as dear as hell
 And she picks her nose with a silver spoon
 She's much, much hipper but she'll die too soon
 Sex and drugs and rock and roll
 Were huddled together in a bottomless hole
 With a hidehi and a foderol
 With a hidehi and a foderol
 One and two and three and four
 Make ten dead men on a barroom floor
 And I'd really like to sing some more
 But I'm too fucking scared of becoming a bore
 A punk we know with a yen for boys
 He's got himself a kind of band
 They're not very good and they're not very bad
 We understand that they're kind of bland
 And he loves Rocky Horror religiously
 He's more of a sucker than you or me
 He goes back home to his wife and kids
 And he knows his life is on the skids
 And he dunno where and he dunno know why
 And he knows there's something up there in the sky
 And he doesn't even know if he's a girl or a guy
 In fact all he knows is his favourite dye
 Sex and drugs and rock and roll
 Were huddled together in a bottomless hole
 With a hidehi and a foderol
 With a hidehi and a foderol
 One and two and three and four
 Make ten dead men on a barroom floor
 And I'd really like to sing some more
 But I'm too fucking scared of becoming a bore