The Truth About Men

We don't like to go out shopping,
 We don't care whats on sale,
 We just wanna sit with a bag full of chips
 watchin the NFL
 When you come over at half time
 and say does this dress fit to tight
 We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
 and say uh uh it looks just right
 Well thats the truth about men
 Thats the truth about us
 We like to hunt, and golf on our days off
 and scratch and spit and cuss
 and no matter what line we hand you
 When we come draggin in
 We ain't wrong we ain't sorry and it's
 probably gonna happen again
 We hate watchin steel magnolias
 We like rambo and die hard 4
 Jump up and down like fools
 when we see the new tools
 At the home depo store
 We don't really wanna take you to dinner
 At some fancy resturaunt
 the only reason we do is cause
 we know it leads too the one thing
 that we all want
 Well thats the truth about men
 Thats the truth about guys
 we'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
 then work on the problems in our lives
 and tho we might say it to you every now and then
 We ain't wrong we ain't sorry and it's
 probably gonna happen again
 Well if you wanna know what we're all thinkin
 It's nothing to complex
 It's just some thing cold for drinkin
 and a whole lot of S.E.X
 Well thats the truth about men
 Thats the truth about us
 We like to hunt, and golf and drive around lost
 and scratch and spit and a whole lot of other discusting stuff
 and no matter what line we give you
 When we come crawlin in
 We ain't wrong we ain't sorry and it's
 probably gonna happen again
 We ain't wrong we ain't sorry and it's
 probably gonna happen sure it's gonna happen
 you know it's gonna happen again
 And Thats The Truth About Men