Hayfever

Hello, I'm Harry. I've had women I've had germs
 They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses
 Only one way, only one way
 Why can't we take a couple of tablets?
 Hello, I'm Harry. Did you receive the letter sent?
 The cheque enclosed the ngatives?
 Well here's some headlines current and sensible -
 Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem?
 Should I throw my tammy in the ring
 And run for President
 Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in
 Ooh, I'm left in no doubt. I'm Harry, Hello
 Hey I'm Harry, Hello
 You want me, you want me, do I?
 Arsenic be judge, gin be jury
 The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me
 They leave me alone in my sulk
 Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot
 I gets larger as she gets nearer
 There's only one way, only one way
 The rest is just chemistry