I'm Immortal

out for a spell, i was slated. i'd lost a yard, i was hated
 i dug a rug out in the dugout, lazing, I joined in the turnout
 that's no life at all
 out for a spell, got neglected, lay on the bench unselected
 laughing, i joined in the squabbles, over the hill. I'm immortal
 immortal, immortal, immortal, no life at all
 i'm immortal and that's no life, no life at all
 i took a kick in the confidence, down in the tackle i hurt
 i took a shine to your big size tens
 now all around the subject i skirt. gingerly, gingerly
 and that's no life, no life at all
 i just went out for a spell
 i just went out for a smoke
 i took a dive i was a sub
 i thought my number was up
 but i'm immortal, and that's no life, no life at all
 speaking of tongues, baby (repeat)
 i'm immortal, i'm immortal