The Word Cop

Moral
 noun
 a rule you live by even if no one's around
 Moral
 oh, adjective
 having a soul to balance one's words and deeds
 and living by one's creeds
 which you, you're just simply greedy, so
 Don't talk to me about morality
 you're as moral as a hyena in a playpen
 and now I'm getting mad
 all over again
 Decency
 noun
 the skill at being kind to people who get you down
 Decent
 oh, adjective
 being okay with different points of view and
 generally having a clue
 but you, you never do
 So don't talk to me about decency,
 you wouldn't know decency if it bit you in the ass
 and now I'm getting crass
 but there you go
 Don't talk to me of Christianity
 you're as Christian as a bishop in a toy store
 it screws me up to think that you're the norm
 Who made you the word cop?
 well, If I don't, the words are theirs and that's sick
 you'll become like them if you don't stop
 no, no, no you see, that's their whole trick
 You need to think about what's real
 well, you know I feel
 Don't talk to me about reality
 because as it is the world is not all right
 and if I could tend to my own garden
 I'd be fine