Fistful of Problems

Let's talk about the weather, how come it never rains
 Drinks are not expensive here but no one knows my name
 Stay away from the night life, don't trust the police, yeah
 I tried the local cuisine and i think i caught a disease
 I got a fistful of problems in paradise
 I got a fistful of problems in paradise
 Well it's hot in the winter time and it's hot in the spring
 My leather jacket's melting off my back and i'm cooking within
 Locals only want my money and they'll harass my chick
 I'll be hurling insults at them, hoping something sticks
 I got a fistful of problems in paradise
 I got a fistful of problems in paradise
 Matty!!
 Let's talk about the weather
 How come it never rains
 Drinks are not expensive here
 But no one knows my name
 I'll take a trip down to paradise
 Whenever i'd like
 But the people who already live there
 Well they're stuck there for life with
 A fistful of problems in paradise
 I got a fistful of problems in paradise
 I got a fistful of problems in
 A fistful of problems in
 A fistful of problems in paradise
 (Generous applause)