Irish Boys

Sittin on a Friday all alone
 to the pub I dare to roam
 I walked right in and took a seat
 cute drunk boy I long to meet
 Sat alone
 no one bought me drinks,
 I gave up cuz Irish Boys stink!
 Open the bottle,
 step inside
 Pop open the cork and wave goodbye
 To the stupid Irish Boys
 who never get the chance
 To know me,
 sweep me off my feet,
 or get into my pants
 I'll come back one day with a real man
 He'll kiss my lips and he'll hold my hand
 He'll show me off so everyone knows,
 Kiss my ear and suck my toes
 Never puke on my shoes,
 Sing those sorry drunken tunes,
 When we go out, he'll buy me drinks --
 he's not Irish, Irish boys stink!
 yea irish boys stink!
 So in walks this cute lad,
 decides to tell me how much beer he's had
 Sets me up to put me on my throne,
 then decides to take me home
 Right as we get to the bed,
 he's so drunk he's passed out dead
 This is why I've come to think
 those fuckin Irish Boys, they stink!
 Open the bottle,
 step inside
 Pop open the cork and wave goodbye
 To the stupid Irish Boys
 who never get the chance
 To know me,
 sweep me off my feet,
 or get into my pants
 I'll come back one day with a real man
 He'll kiss my lips and he'll hold my hand
 He'll show me off so everyone knows,
 Kiss my ear and suck my toes
 Never puke on my shoes,
 Sing those sorry drunken tunes,
 When we go out, he'll buy me drinks --
 he's not Irish, Irish boys stink!
 yea irish boys stink!
 Irish boys stink
 Irish boys stink