Stowaway

It was the record that you needed to complete your punk collection
 It was everything you wanted, it was some sort of affection
 Better than The Blitz or Crass in pink hairspray and plexi-glass
 You snuck aboard and took the class
 You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway
 You commanded our attention on the flagship of enchantment
 With some help from Stella Stevens and some surgical enhancement
 You were always there to save the day, with just a pinch of T&A
 From Shelton, WA to York, PA
 You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway
 Behind the costumes and the make up and the cherry ice cream under
 Where the punkers meet the wavers and the greatest three hit wonder
 We put our faith in distant stars, from basement shows to disco bars
 New wave clubs to sports guitars
 You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway