Heaven Is a Bedroom

And I remember how the pillows felt like clouds
 Or was it the other way around?
 How your neighbor came in to yell at you
 When the party got too loud
 When I snuck into your living room and I wished that you would follow
 At first, you didn't, but then you did
 And it was already tomorrow
 Then you told me how you had an uncle
 Who played the villain in those movies
 And how he died and then you cried
 And you apologized profusely
 I was nervous that this was as good as I could ever feel
 And I was right
 I confess to thinking sex was my salvation
 When really, they just start with the letter S
 You'll forgive me for thinking heaven was her bedroom
 It's as close as I would ever get
 It's as close as I would ever get
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 And I'll always remember picking up my favorite records in your apartment
 Kissing you before you left me for New York
 Weren't you a princess or an heiress or just the daughter of a rich man?
 In this land of constant sunshine I thought you'd never have to work
 New York City's cold and when you love someone, you should hold on to them so tightly
 'Til you crush them
 Or they wriggle from your grasp
 You don't just stand there and say nothing
 But at least I learned my lesson
 And I confess to thinking sex was my salvation
 When really, they just start with the letter S
 You'll forgive me for thinking heaven was her bedroom
 It's as close as I would ever get
 It's as close as I would ever get
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 If I ever make it to New York
 Like I said that I would
 Would it do me any good?
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 If I ever make it to New York
 Like I told you on the phone
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 And I confess to thinking sex was my salvation
 When really, they just start with the letter S
 You'll forgive me for thinking heaven was her bedroom
 It's as close as I would ever get
 It's as close as I would ever get
 It's as close as I would ever get
 It's as close as I would ever get
 It's as close as I would ever get
 It's as close as I would ever get