The Perfect Product

Hi (Hello)
 How are you? (So-so)
 I'm glad to hear that (Oh)
 If I may take moment of your time
 I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you about
 Something so new, so revolutionary
 So exciting (I'm listening)
 That it will completely change your life
 Now I know what you're thinking
 Trust me, I get it
 So I'm gonna cut right to the chase
 If you respect high quality
 If you expect only the best
 (Only the best)
 Then folks, let's get right down to business
 If you enjoy having fun
 If you like guarantees
 (That sounds just like me)
 I proudly present to you
 The Perfect Product
 It's perfect for you
 Perfect for your family
 It's perfect for your friends
 A product you can trust
 You can totally rely on
 A product you can believe in (I believe)
 Just enjoy your time with it
 It's product you can love
 A product you will like
 I know that you're gonna like this product (I love the product)
 So if you don't mind
 I'd like to go into further detail
 And give you some more information (Yes please)
 Because we really want you to feel comfortable
 With all your product related decisions
 Now, a couple questions
 Would you classify yourself as top notch?
 Do you like being the talk of the town?
 Let's say you get excited about great value
 (Such great value)
 Then boy do I have exciting news for you
 Well standby 'cause I'm about to tell you
 The secret to unlocking a lifetime of satisfaction
 The Perfect Product
 It's perfect for you
 Perfect for your family
 It's perfect for your friends!
 The Perfect Product
 The Perfect Product
 It's made for me
 The Perfect Product
 Gotta have it, really need it
 Lifetime warranty
 The Perfect Product
 The Perfect Product
 Comes with a guarantee, baby
 The Perfect Product
 The Perfect Product
 It's made for me
 Just have fun with it