Stationary Robbery

Stationary robbery
 I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
 I took your HB, 2B and your sharpie
 Your protractor set, laptop and PC
 Now you can't write, nor can you type
 Let's just say your office supplies are really tight
 You can walk and talk, but you can't use chalk
 I've even got your blackboard on my jock
 I cock back your stapler with my hole punch caper
 The Grand & Toy bandit cause I'm their paper clip taker
 Stationary robbery
 I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
 Finders keepers
 Preminum binder weepers
 Death to your desk, I'm the cubicle reaper
 No ethernet, no internet, no email, no
 Access on your modem in an old box at my yard sale
 Frustration
 You lack a power point presentation
 No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a wore down eraser
 I own your paper, stapler, and your hole punch
 And while I robbed your office
 I even stole lunch
 Stationary robbery
 I stole your pen, so you can't even write again