High Maintenance Girlfriend

From the first moment that we met
 I knew that trouble would emerge
 And from that moment
 Our relationship was always on the edge
 Of breakdown in communication
 You cover up with smears and lies
 And when you couldn't win with words
 You forced your man to cut all ties
 I'm too numb to despise, your campain,
 Of smears, of lies, your aphid disguise
 Your attempts at the truth this time
 Enough of your lies
 You're a high maintenance girlfriend
 You're a high maintenance girlfriend
 You're a high maintenance
 A high maintenance
 A high maintenance girlfriend
 From the next moment that we met
 I knew trouble would unfold
 You made sure your version of real events
 Were the only ones told
 I've met some amphibious creatures
 But never one so cold
 Your man may have no cajones
 You have got no soul
 If truth need to be told
 If life is just there is no doubt
 You'd be lonely and old
 Just because you're loudest to shout
 Doesn't mean you are bold
 You are not the cheapest tout
 You are both bought and sold
 Coz you're a
 You're a high maintenance girlfriend
 You're a high maintenance girlfriend
 You're a high maintenance
 A high maintenance
 A high maintenance girlfriend