Beauty School Dropout

Your story, sad to tell
 A teenage ne'er do well
 Most mixed up, non-delinquent on the block
 Your future's so unclear now
 What's left of your career now?
 Can't even get a trade-in on your smock
 La, lala, la, lala, la, lala, la
 La, lala, la, lala
 La, lala, la, lala
 La, lala, la, lala
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 Beauty school dropout
 No graduation day for you
 Beauty school dropout
 Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
 Well, at least you could have taken time
 To wash and clean your clothes up
 After spending all that dough to have
 The doctor fix your nose up!
 Baby, get moving (better get movin')
 Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
 What are you proving? (What are you provin'?)
 You've got the dream, but not the drive!
 If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool
 Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school
 Beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 Hangin' around the corner store
 Beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 It's about time you knew the score!
 Well, they couldn't teach you anything
 You think you're such a looker
 But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
 Baby, don't sweat it (don't sweat it)
 You're not cut out to hold a job
 Better forget it (forget it)
 Who wants their hair done by a slob?
 Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled
 But still the world is cruel
 Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
 Baby, don't blow it
 Don't put my good advice to shame
 Baby, you know it
 Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
 Now I've called the shot, get off the pot
 I really gotta fly!
 Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!
 Beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 Go back to high school
 Beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 Go back to high school
 Beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 Go back to high school