Beware

If you don't believe in vampires,
 Turn up the radio.
 Somewhere in this town right now,
 Is one that you might know.
 He looks and acts like a teenage boy.
 He even goes to school.
 Have you ever thought your boyfriend, might be a teenage ghoul?
 Beware
 Beware
 You can call him up, any ol' time
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 Bet you don't catch him
 If you don't remember to beware.
 When your boyfriend takes you out at night,
 What does he like to do?
 Go to dark and scary places?
 Or see a monster show or two?
 Does he seem to like the moonlight?
 Does he kiss you on the neck?
 Why does he say you're his, "forever"?
 You'd better check your neck
 Beware
 Beware
 You can call him up any ol' time
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 I bet you don't catch them
 If you don't remember to beware.
 Perhaps you're sitting home alone,
 Then where is he tonight?
 Is he really where he said he'd be?
 Or taking his midnight fly?
 Now I don't want to frighten you,
 But look behind your chair.
 You must have left the window open,
 Somethings moving over there.
 He's coming closer.
 Can you reach the telephone in time?
 What's that?
 You say, "someone cut the line"?
 *scream*
 Tune in later when your home, the scream you hear may be your own.